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The Killer Koala: Humorous Australian Bush Stories by Kenneth Cook.

The Killer Koala – Humorous Australian Bush Stories by Kenneth Cook (1986) French title: Le koala tueur et autres histoires du bush. Translated from the English by Mireille Vignol.

I bought The Killer Koala, humorous Australian Bush Stories by Kenneth Cook at the Fête du Livre de Bron and it seemed to be a common collection of short stories published in France. Since I’m reading Australian books this year, it sounded a light and funny read. I wasn’t mistaken, these fifteen short-stories are a wild ride through Australia. Not sure they are good for tourism, though. They might frighten potential visitors.

To write this billet, I tried to find the list of the short stories’ original titles and I discovered that it’s OOP in the English-speaking world and I couldn’t find the table of content of this collection of short stories. So, sorry, I can’t give you the list. If anyone has it, please feel free to post them in a comment below.

Kenneth Cook (1929-1987) is best known for his Noir novel Wake In Fright, a book I’ll read too. The Killer Koala is part of a trilogy of short stories, the other volumes being Wombat Revenge and Frill-Necked Frenzy. He loved the Australian bush and all the stories are related to his supposedly true adventures in the outback. They are too extraordinary to be invented, he said.

I think that all the Australian states and territories have at least one dedicated story. Let’s me see:

  • Queensland, north of Mackay: With poisonous snakes like black snakes and king browns, it’s better not to fall asleep in an aquarium full of them,
  • Northern Territory, near Arnhem: There’s a story featuring the violent sex life of crocodiles and another story is about venomous snakes,
  • Tasmania, Kudulana island and its irate koala that grips you like vise,
  • South Australia, Coober Pedy and its crazy opal miners.
  • New South Wales, near Sydney: another encounter with poisonous snakes,
  • New South Wales, the narrator is at a friend’s farm where he performed a rectal injection on a female elephant,
  • Queensland, Cape York and its deathly crocodiles,
  • Western Australia, in the desert where cunning Aborigines sell camel tours to naïve tourists,
  • South Australia, near Marree: our narrator encounters a strange cat while bringing cattle to the Marree railway station,
  • New South Wales, the Macquarie swamps and its wild boars,
  • Western Australia, near Kalgoorlie and its gold trafficking,
  • Queensland, near Rockhampton, where his crazy dog George keeps bringing him a poisonous snake as a gift,
  • Queensland, Airlie Beach, where he almost drowns when he goes diving in the Great Corral Reef.

After reading these stories, only Victoria seems a safe place to be in Australia. Strangely, there’s no encounter with wandering kangaroos or monstrous spiders or poisonous jelly fishes. They must be too common, I don’t know. Or they’re part of the Wombat Revenge.

Kenneth Cook is the Australian equivalent of Jim Harrison, I think. They both were bon vivant, liked food and alcohol and had the body to prove it. Working out wasn’t their thing. They loved the wilderness in their country, Australia for Cook, the Upper Peninsula for Harrison. Some of the stories also reminded me of Craig Johnson’s Wait For Signs. Twelve Longmire Stories, probably because of the hilarious story involving an owl, a bear, a tourist and a Porta Potty. The three writers share a love for life, a good dose of humanity and a deep respect for the natives.

All along the stories, we see the narrator in dangerous situations, always told with a fantastic sense of humour. This large man who wasn’t in the best shape ends up in situation where he needs to run, walk, flee, swim, crawl or ride a camel to get out of perilous adventures. He’s not as good a gunman as he should be, which endangers him. He’s open and trusting and this leads him to interact with swindlers, nutcases, poachers and other various adventurers. In these stories, he has dubious encounters that almost lead him to disaster. It’s normal, otherwise there wouldn’t be anything funny and gripping to tell. However, I bet that he also met great people through his travels and thanks to his openness.

When you read The Killer Koala, it’s not surprising that Kenneth Cook died of a heart attack in the Australian bush in 1987. If he really lived the way he describes in his short stories, he didn’t treat his body well and pushed it to its limits. I hope he died happy, doing what he loved.

If anyone from Australia has read this, I’d love to hear your thoughts about it. If you want to know what these stories sound like, I found the text of The Killer Koala here.

PS: Funny translation anecdote. I was reading several stories in a row and all involved animals. So, I thought that each story was about a different animal. When I reached the story Cent cannettes, I expected a story about a hundred quills (as ducks or cannette in French) and I read a story about someone drinking a hundred beer bottles (also a cannette in French)!

  1. April 16, 2018 at 9:40 am

    I haven’t read this but it sounds like it’s in the tradition of Australian Tall Stories, that is, yarns full of exaggerations, comic book humour, far-fetched and implausible nonsense. Which is, trust me, quite different to Kenneth Cook’s Wake in Fright which is an only too realistic bush nightmare! Here’s a link to the trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbS4Yt4aBHU


    • April 16, 2018 at 1:10 pm

      The stories might be far-fetched but the dangerosity of the animals isn’t.
      I want to read Wake in Fright too. I’ve already read The Dead Heart by Douglas Kennedy, also crime fiction in the Australian bush. A sheer nightmare too.


      • April 16, 2018 at 2:31 pm

        Emma, don’t worry! I have lived in Australia for over 50 years and the only animals that have ever bothered me were bees and mosquitoes… and I was once stung by a bull ant (which wouldn’t have happened if I’d been wearing shoes).


        • April 16, 2018 at 9:52 pm

          Yeah, but you live in the only safe state, remember : no story about crazy dangerous animals in Victoria. 🙂

          If these stories are all true, I know he put himself in dagerous & remote places too. I have no intention to befriend a snake tamer.


  2. April 16, 2018 at 11:15 am

    Books like this are probably the reason Melanie at GTL thinks it’s dangerous to live in Australia. I do see snakes sometimes but rarely up close, and redback spiders which are a bigger worry as they live in dark corners in or near the house (in dry climates only, I think). I’ve been on a camel ride with a friendly Aborigine (in Coolgardie, WA) but didn’t get abducted, nor the kids mores the pity.


    • April 16, 2018 at 1:15 pm

      Have you read these stories?

      I don’t think I’ve ever seen a snake except in a zoo. I knew spiders were missing in these stories!
      Camel rides are common for tourists in Morrocco and Tunisia, countries often visited by the French.


      • April 16, 2018 at 1:23 pm

        I haven’t read these stories though I think I may own them. I’ll have to have a look. The wild animal that worries me the most is the feral pig. They get pretty big and fierce, not so much in Western Australia but my uncle who farms in outback Queensland has been chased a few times.


        • April 16, 2018 at 9:48 pm

          Maybe the story about the wild board was actually about a feral pig. Who knows what was the original under the translation of “cochon sauvage”. I thought it was “wild boar” but it could have been “feral pig” too.


          • April 17, 2018 at 4:14 am

            We tend to call them pigs rather than boars but I’m sure it’s the same animal. Wild can be a synonym for feral, but also for angry. Sauvage sounds like angry, but does it also have the meaning of say, belonging to nature?


            • April 17, 2018 at 9:34 pm

              Yes, for animals, sauvage means wild as in “belonging to nature”

              In this story, the pig was definitely feral, seeing how he ran after the narrator.

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  3. April 17, 2018 at 2:17 am

    You have to try Amy Witting sometime. I’m almost done with A Change in the Lighting which makes my third novel from her, and she’s amazing.


    • April 17, 2018 at 9:34 pm

      I have I For Isobel on my wish list of Australian books. I’ll come to her.


  4. Curly
    June 24, 2021 at 7:08 pm

    I know this is three years late, but out of gratitude for you sharing one of my favourite books, here is the list of the original English titles of the short stories in Killer Koala. If you ever have the chance, I highly recommend Wombat Revenge as well. Frustratingly, the weakest of the three, Frill-necked Frenzy, has been the only one renewed for print. That at least one of the series can be found in another language lit a spark of joy in my heart. Thank you.

    Snakes and Alcohol
    Crocodiles and Sex
    The Killer Koala
    One Hundred Stubbies
    Vic the Snake Man
    Liquid Assets
    A Couple of Interesting Specimens
    Camel Rides: Five Dollars
    Cedric the Cat
    The Very Angry Pig
    Black Gold
    The Dog Who Loved Animals
    The Mad Miner
    Reef Encounter
    Six Taipans


    • June 25, 2021 at 9:27 pm

      Thank you for leaving a comment, it’s so nice to get messages on older posts!

      And many thanks for taking the time to type the titles of all the short stories.
      A lot of Cook’s books are available in French, in paperback. (https://www.decitre.fr/rechercher/result?q=kenneth+cook)

      He’s not OOP at all in France. Thanks for reminding me of Wombat Revenge.


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